Religions and the super powers they grant

According to my friend Kira, whom I love dearly, all religions have super powers. This post is not meant to offend anyone, its all a joke.

  • Christians have mind powers
  • Jews have a cyber punch (they can punch through the internet)
  • Wiccans can cast spells
  • Agnostics have powers but they don’t know which one
  • Atheists don’t believe in super powers


Well I’m out for the night,

Night and blessed be )o(



2 thoughts on “Religions and the super powers they grant

  1. manderkinz says:

    I’m taking a World Religions class. We cored Wicca (surprise! Taught completely incorrectly!) and I felt I had to correct the teacher, so a roomful of impressionable college students didn’t leave thinking ridiculous things. Personally, the funniest part was their willingness to believe that when I cast spells, It’s like Harry Potter. It cracks me up. I felt like I was explaining the concept to 1st graders!

    • I know how you feel. A lot of people are like that. It really is crazy what people are willing to believe. Thank you for taking a stand, not many people are brave enough to stand up for their beliefs in a room full of people. And I’m sorry it took me so long to reply, I’ve been dealing with exams.

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