According to my friend Kira, whom I love dearly, all religions have super powers. This post is not meant to offend anyone, its all a joke.
- Christians have mind powers
- Jews have a cyber punch (they can punch through the internet)
- Wiccans can cast spells
- Agnostics have powers but they don’t know which one
- Atheists don’t believe in super powers
Well I’m out for the night,
Night and blessed be )o(